When his prayers for a chance to grope Rachel’s boobs and the return of his position as QB are answered Finn starts feeling a bit guilty. Kurt sings The Beatles I Want to Hold Your Hand for his father, who is on deaths door. I guess that’s what Kurt’s dad get for kicking Finn out of the house for not being more mature then he was at his age.

Finn did a great job with REM’s Losing My Religion. Kurt is guited into going to a  church service with Mercedes were she belts out a gospel version of Simon and Garfunkel’s A Bridge over Troubled Water.

Kurt brings back his father with an emotional bedside confessional plea. The club does If God Was One of Us despite Sue’s wishes, and Finn wraps things up by with a double dog risk of gastrointestinal distress by consuming a week old sandwich and being a God eater in the same act of glutinous blasphemy.

Bust a Move – Will
Thong Song – Ken!
Sweet Caroline – Puck
I Could Have Danced All Night – Emma

I found the slushie war lame, but I really liked Will’s old school “Bust a Move.” Ken is so fantastically repulsive when he is jealous of Emma and Will. I would so loved to have seen a “I Could Have Danced All Night”/”Thong Song” mash up.

Puck and Rachael hooked up! They make a way cuter couple then Quinn and Finn. But sadly it does not seem to be in the cards for them. Puck’s rendition of Neil Simmon’s “Sweet Caroline” was so good it even has Quinn thinking he is boyfriend material.

Sue Sylvester had a little side plot with a romantic liaison with a news anchor. It felt a bit forced to me. I guess because the writers were making her play nice. Forget that, just let her give a monologues every few shows.